Tent Experience

upon request from george this has been included:

a tale of jeff and liz in their tent

(Jeff is lying peacefully in the tent, relaxed and reading a book, enter liz through the door)
Jeff: Hey liz. (Liz gets in tent and lays down)
Liz: Hi.
Jeff: (realizes he is hungry for cookies, however the cookies are located in the other tent with Mike and George and since he is tired and had to ride with the trailer for most of the day he asks very politely) Hey liz, would you mind walking the three feet to the other tent and getting the cookies?
Liz: NO.
Jeff: (pleading and persuading) Pleaseeeee!
Liz: NO.
Jeff: fine. ill get them on my own. (he has to leave his comfortable post to go and get some cookies, returns to tent) i hope you are happy. now you will feel my wrath for not getting the cookies. (Jeff releases massive, atomic, sulfuric fart)
Liz: Noooooooooo.
Jeff: (cackling) And now since the rain fly is on, there is now way for it to escape!!! HAHAHAHA.
(George and Mike laugh hysterically and as Liz gags she learns her lesson.

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